How's this one?

Firstly - why not try preaching evangelical Christianity in a conservative Islamic country?

Second - as foreigners - let's go to Kandahar - one of the most dangerous parts of the country...

Thirdly - why not get on a normal public bus service driving from the most dangerous provinces where the buses are often stopped by the Taleban?

The strange thing is that it took until the bus got well past the half way point in Ghazi until they were kidnapped...

Amazing - fantastic - brilliant... Evolution is @ work...

Everyone here knows that going to Kandahar is a bad idea unless you're a local / international who really knows the place - they know going by road is kinda risky, and that using the public buses is a bloody stupid idea.